JUST ANNOUNCED WE COOL? LIVE IN BROOKLYN HOLY SHIT

:: cackles and taps fingers together nefariously in front of laptop, preparing to just hit copy and paste on the social media posts ::

WE COOL? IN FULL SEPTEMBER 14TH AT BROOKLYN PARAMOUNT IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN, BABY WITH PUP AND EKKO ASTRAL

OTHER SONGS TOO DIFFERENT SETS BOTH NIGHTS

TICKETS ON PRE-SALE TOMORROW 10 AM WITH THE PASSWORD "DUMBER" AND ON PASSWORDLESS SALE WEDNESDAY 10 AM

JEFFROSENSTOCK.COM " WHERE TICKETS LIVE

THIS IS GOING TO BE ⨏⩏⩎ ♬ន ⨏⩏¢ƙ

𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐍
9/3 Minneapolis, MN @ Palace Theatre (every time i click one of these entries substack is showing a pop up window trying to search what I type for some reason)
9/4 Madison, WI @ The Sylvee (see

9/5 Chicago, IL @ Salt Shed Fairgrounds (jeez i can’t shrink the picture size)
9/6 Detroit, MI @ Russell Industrial Center (forgot to mention, i need to put “line breaks” between all these tour dates because the browser copied and pasted stuff i didn’t ask it to)
9/8 Pittsburgh, PA @ Stage AE (no one’s ever had it harder than me right now)
9/9 Columbus, OH @ Kemba Live! (ok it’s still doing it i gotta save a draft and start over or something)
9/10 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theatre (didn’t help probably would have taken a lot shorter if i just didn’t type all this)
9/12 Washington, DC @ The Anthem
9/13 Brooklyn, NY @ Brooklyn Paramount SOLD OUT
9/14 Brooklyn, NY @ Brooklyn Paramount (WE COOL? front to back)
9/15 Boston, MA @ Roadrunner (lol

9/17 Philadelphia, PA @ The Fillmore
9/19 Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz
9/20 Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore
9/22 Atlanta, GA @ The Eastern
9/24 Houston, TX @ White Oak Music Hall
9/25 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues Dallas
9/26 San Antonio, TX @ Paper Tiger
9/27 Austin, TX @ Radio East
9/30 Phoenix, AZ @ The Van Buren
10/1 San Diego, CA @ The Sound
10/2 Los Angeles, CA @ The Palladium
10/4 Oakland, CA @ Fox Theater
10/6 Portland, OR @ Crystal Ballroom
10/7 Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo (the search bar thing has been happening the whole time and I swear it is as annoying as it sounds and at least half as annoying as this has been to read)
10/9 Salt Lake City, UT @ Rockwell at the Complex (thank you for being here my non-social media people, we’re all “off the grid and “probably at work right now””) (I owe a proper update / newsletter / etc soon. thank u for being here)
10/11 Denver, CO @ Mission Ballroom